{"id":20942,"date":"2020-03-21T18:54:56","date_gmt":"2020-03-21T16:54:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.africa-press.com\/zimbabwe\/?p=20942"},"modified":"2020-03-21T18:54:56","modified_gmt":"2020-03-21T16:54:56","slug":"ed-and-his-dark-sense-of-humour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.africa-press.cc\/zimbabwe\/all-news\/ed-and-his-dark-sense-of-humour","title":{"rendered":"ED and his dark sense of humour"},"content":{"rendered":"

PRESIDENT Emmerson Mnangagwa has never been a prolific orator like his predecessor the late Robert Mugabe, he seems to have been trying to compensate for that lack of the gift by using humour.<\/span><\/p>\n

His many \u2018jokes\u2019 however, have often left many confused and bewildered and some even in shock. The general consensus has been that many of his jokes were in bad taste.<\/p>\n

Before he became Zimbabwe\u2019s number 1 citizen, Mnangagwa was a man of very few words, and you would have been hard pressed to remember a single joke he cracked in public.<\/p>\n

Observers have expressed concern that the President\u2019s jokes have only served to expose his insensitivity to other people\u2019s feelings. Many of the jokes have been felt to be in bad taste.<\/p>\n

Mortuary<\/p>\n

While officially opening a mortuary built by a local businessman in Gutu two weeks ago, Mnangagwa told guests the story of a state-of-the-art mortuary he built in Mbizo, Kwekwe, an area he used to represent as a legislator before the opposition MDC forced him to decamp to Chirumanzu\u2013Zibagwe constituency.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhen I was a Member of Parliament for Kwekwe, I constructed a state-of-the-art mortuary with 12 bays, very cool inside. I did not get inside, I just had to put my hand inside and it was cool. I told people in Mbizo that there is a prize for the family that brings the body of their (dead) relative first,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n

\u201cAt that time there was already someone who had passed on at the hospital and that family won the prize.\u201d<\/p>\n

Traditionally, Zimbabweans revere the dead and do not joke on issues related to death, and many found the joke quite jarring.<\/p>\n

Sadza and vegetables<\/p>\n

In January this year, Mnangagwa\u2019s picture aboard a hired private plane feasting on mazondo attracted a lot of scorn.<\/p>\n

It became a point of conjecture when the President encouraged residents in Kuwadzana who had pleaded with him to address the issue of rising prices of meat.<\/p>\n

In his response, Mnangagwa said: \u201cMuriwo ndiwo unodikanwa namadoctor. Madoctor anoda kuti museve nemuriwo kuti mugare makasimba mune utano. Nyama haina kumbonaka veduwe. Apo tapesana, inini ndoterera vana chiremba saka ndodya zvangu muriwoo. Hanzi mavitamins anowanikwa mumuriwo nemapotato. Handiti wazviona.\u201d (Doctors recommend vegetables because they are good for your health. We don\u2019t agree on meat. I listen to doctors so I eat vegetables. Vegetables and potatoes have vitamins).<\/p>\n

This created the impression of an uncaring President as the increase in the price of beef was symptomatic of the rising cost of living as citizens struggled to put food on the table under his leadership.<\/p>\n

After encouraging citizens to shun meat and eat vegetable, Mnangagwa bragged to starving villagers early this week that he ate plenty of meat because there were lots of livestock at his Precabe Farm in Kwekwe.<\/p>\n

\u201cAt this farm, we have plenty of livestock including cattle, sheep, goats, pigs and countless poultry. From all those we eat whatever we want when we feel like,\u201d he said during a field day attended by VIPs.
\nViolence<\/p>\n

During a clean-up campaign in Kuwadzana, Mnangagwa jokingly said should he discover that Kuwadzana residents were responsible for the dry spell in the country, he was going to send in the army to deal with them.<\/p>\n

\u201cIf there are no rains, there will be hunger in the country and if there is hunger in the country, there is no joy,\u201d Mnangagwa said.<\/p>\n

\u201cIf the people of Kuwadzana do not want rain and are causing problems, we will just say to the army, kombayi tirove (round them up and beat them up).<\/p>\n

Kuwadzana suffered some of the worst violence after Mnangagwa\u2019s administration sent in soldiers who summarily beat up anyone in sight during protests against a 150% increase in fuel in January last year. The suburb had a similar experience during the post-election violence of August 1, 2018.<\/p>\n

His \u201cjoke\u201d sounded like a tacit admission that the assaults were at his bidding.<\/p>\n

One of Mnangagwa\u2019s favourite word, kurakasha (thoroughly beating up), which makes him sound more like henchman than a President, has also been taken in a similar context.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

PRESIDENT Emmerson Mnangagwa has never been a prolific orator like his predecessor the late Robert Mugabe, he seems to have been trying to compensate for that lack of the gift by using humour. His many \u2018jokes\u2019 however, have often left many confused and bewildered and some even in shock. 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